Synopsis: Bob the alien's national newspaper covered the release of Little Green Men. It is believed that the only reason the release of Little Green Men was newsworthy on Bob's planet is because the inhabitants of Bob's planet were led to believe this involved coffee in some way.

The poorly written article covers very little about the new Green Blooded Games game but focuses primarily on Columbian coffee. Nevertheless, this article does qualify as press, barely!

Date of Publication: Earth date 2002.07.23